Funny movie happenings

So Britney, my fellow office worker, is telling a funny story about being in a theatre. Here's my great story...

In high school, my friend Valerie and I went to see a movie, one that apparently no one else cared to see. We walked in and no one else had gotten there yet. So naturally, we picked the seats equidistance from all sides (in the exact middle for those don't have an education from Texas A&M University).

While enjoying our popcorn and Icee, an Asian couple came in and began to scan the seating. As we continued to chow down, they walked up to the row in which we were seated. I leaned over to Valerie and said, "No way..."

Way. They walked down, sat next to us, and shouted "HEEELLLLLLLO!!" with the biggest smile I'd seen in a while. They too, then proceeded to eat their movie snacks.