Backstreet's Back... Alright?

In the car today, I began over analyzing and commentating the song "Everybody (Rock Your Body" by the Backstreet Boys and I thought I'd share.

Here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbKtMtYf2Cg

And the music doesn't start until 50 seconds of incredible acting and plot.

Everybody, yeah

[I think they're talking to me]
Rock your body, yeah

[Like, right now?]
Everybody, yeah

[Yeah, they're talking to me]
Rock your body right

[Well, if you say so...[INSERT PELVIC THRUST]]
Backstreet's back, alright
[If it involves hip thrusting, I'm down!]

Oh my God, we're back again

[Hallelujah!]
Brothers, sisters, everybody sing

[Wait, there's incest involved? God doesn't approve. And if this is an attempt at ethnicity, it failed.]
Gonna bring the flavor, show you how

[I feel like they might lick their siblings; I'm getting outta here.]
Gotta question for you better answer now, yeah

[That wasn't a question.]

Am I original?
Yeah

[Absolutely, way more original than Manuedo, N'Sync, New Kids on the Block, The Osmonds, The Beatles, The Beegees, and Earth Wind and Fire put together!!!]

Am I the only one?
[No, there's five of you]

Yeah

[No, that's wrong.]

Am I sexual?

[The only image in my head is of them touching each other]

Yeah

Am I everything you need?
You better rock your body now

[Not much time to answer and I think you want to sleep with me.]

Everybody
Yeah
Rock your body
Yeah
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back, alright
Alright

[This part consisted of a self-prompted conversation, no need to respond on my part.]

Now throw your hands up in the air

[The initial encouragement of the whoo girl]

Wave them around like you just don't care

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keI59KRVco8]

If you wanna party let me hear you yell

[Wait, why yelling?]

Cuz we got it goin' on again
Yeah

[Could you remind me of the first time you so called had it going on?]